Tag: life
member name: Lisa S.
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September 18, 2006 01:49 PM EDT --
MARCUS FIESEL and FOSTER CAREThe story of Marcus Fiesel was pitched to Fox News, CNN and all the networks and got little or no play. No national coverage, thanks to John Mark Karr
It's the truly . . .
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September 26, 2006 01:24 PM EDT --
Rules For Cats Who Have a House to Run:
I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary . . .
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September 28, 2006 08:36 AM EDT --
Cat & Mouse Heaven
This cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "You have had a difficult life and we would like to do something nice to welcome you to heaven. What would make . . .
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September 17, 2006 12:54 PM EDT --
My elderly aunt emailed this to me today - made me chuckle - hope it brings a smile to you too!
Proof that the World is Nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals . . .
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September 18, 2006 09:31 AM EDT --
A couple years ago when I was doing some genealogy research on my Grandpa's line, I found this amusing little story online about his grandfather (my great-great-grandfather!). It's . . .
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September 29, 2006 09:19 AM EDT --
One day I was driving north to go to a town near where I live. My mind was busy going over all I needed to do and things I needed to pick up while I drove - I didn't want to forget anything as . . .
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September 25, 2006 11:48 PM EDT --
Original Story found here . I wanted to share this because I think it's such a grand idea! Face it, with a legally armed citizenry that is properly trained in firearm handling/care/shooting, . . .
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September 28, 2006 08:29 AM EDT --
How to Give a Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure . . .
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September 28, 2006 08:51 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer: . . .
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September 28, 2006 09:02 AM EDT --
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. . . .
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October 06, 2006 08:46 AM EDT --
Pentagon's Early Retirement Bonus (Betcha Didn't Know About This!)
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired . . .
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October 19, 2006 05:37 PM EDT --
I ran across some neat easy pumpkin patterns at Better Homes & Gardens website. I've shown pics of a few of them - they have 32 pumpkins in this catagory as well as lots more ideas for fall . . .
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September 28, 2006 09:14 AM EDT --
40 Things You'd Like to Say Out Loud at Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. . . .
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October 28, 2006 10:31 AM EDT --
Now, I am going to presume that you've read Pumpkin Carving 101 - Prerequisites so you can gather the materials you'll need!
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Now, on to........
Pumpkin . . .
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September 11, 2006 11:14 PM EDT --
My elderly aunt emailed this to me today - made me chuckle - hope it brings a smile to you too!
Proof that the World is Nuts!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals . . .
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September 21, 2006 10:22 AM EDT --
What do you like about NOT having teeth?
I know I like the fact that I don't have to go to the dentist any more!
My natural teeth were ugly! When I was about 7 years old I fell down the basement . . .
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September 14, 2006 02:03 PM EDT --
Police: Alleged target's photo appeared on suspect's boyfriend's Web page
Updated: 10:32 a.m. ET Sept 14, 2006
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October 17, 2006 12:23 AM EDT --
Yeah, well I just got done trying to publish an article for ya all when it went *poof*..... arrrgh!
Anyhoo, long story short as I don't feel like trying to retype again....... haven't forgotten . . .
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September 14, 2006 11:47 PM EDT --
Colin Powell also blasts president's proposal for interrogations
Associated Press Updated: 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
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